Saturday, February 06, 2010


When the heavens showered the land with breasts, you obviously received a lump sum. And we are happy. But when the heavens showered the land with brains, your jugs must've weighed you down and caused you to trip. Which then made you unable to run quickly. Hence, you only got the dregs at the bottom of the barrel.

That was painful. I must be a masochist for watching the video in its entirety. Or perhaps it was her breasts that drew me in.

Ara Mina, bless your heart. Ever heard the saying, better seen than heard? Of course not! Why did I even ask? What I'm trying to say is, you maybe easy on the eyes but please just shut up because you have no idea how much headache you caused me.

And QC peeps, if y'all are trying to humour us by voting for her come May. Let me paint a picture for you. 9 years from now, she'll be running for senate. And should that happen, I will personally hold y'all responsible for all the sexy movies she could've done but didn't.


Sidney said...

That was indeed a bit don't always have brains...

kikomeister said...


Lala said...

i live in qc. my choices are:

roderick paulate, ogie diaz, aiko melendez, herbert bautista, and a bunch of other artistas who could no longer get jobs doing what they at least have an idea how to do.

ampunin mo na kami, dali!

kikomeister said...

wawa. :(